Because some days, making it through a public tantrum deserves a medal — or at least a really comfy t-shirt.
This one’s for the parents who’ve survived aisle-7 negotiations, grocery store meltdowns, and epic backseat showdowns — all before 10am. Soft, breathable, and proudly sarcastic, the Tantrum Survivor Tee is your badge of honor for surviving another day of parenthood chaos.
Designed by Millennial Meltdown Club — for the parents holding it together, one meltdown at a time.
Product Features
- Made for real life — soft, lightweight, and durable enough to handle snack spills and sticky fingers.
- Retains its shape (even when you don’t) thanks to reinforced side seams and ribbed collar.
- Premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for that “still comfy after three tantrums” feel.
- Printed with high-quality, fade-resistant inks — because chaos may fade, but your style shouldn’t.
- Minimal shrinkage and maximum sarcasm — basically, the perfect parent tee.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold — like your coffee five minutes after pouring it.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only (we’ve got enough chaos without mystery stains).
- Tumble dry low — or toss it on that chair you call “the clean pile.”
- Iron on medium heat if you’re feeling extra fancy.
- Do not dry clean — you’ve got better things to do.
