Because some days, “coordinating chaos” isn’t just a vibe — it’s your full-time job.
This hoodie was made for the parents doing it all: managing meltdowns, juggling schedules, and reheating the same cup of coffee for the third time. Soft, oversized, and stylishly sarcastic, it’s your go-to uniform for embracing the madness of modern parenthood — one meltdown at a time.
Designed by Millennial Meltdown Club — for the parents doing their best (ish).
Product Features
- Soft, cozy fleece interior that feels like a warm hug (the kind you actually want).
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband that keep their shape — even when your day doesn’t.
- Reinforced shoulder stitching built to last through laundry days and life’s little meltdowns.
- Premium cotton-poly blend for that perfect mix of comfort, warmth, and durability.
- Printed with high-quality, fade-resistant inks — because chaos may fade, but this hoodie won’t.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold — like your coffee after school drop-off.
- Non-chlorine bleach only (we’re keeping the chaos, not stains).
- Tumble dry low — or toss it over the “laundry chair” and call it a day.
- Iron on medium heat if you’re feeling fancy.
- Do not dry clean — you’ve got better things to do.
Product Information
Gildan SF500 — two-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY.
