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Chaos Coordinator Unisex Tee - Perfect Gift for Overstimulated Ninjas

Chaos Coordinator Unisex Tee - Perfect Gift for Overstimulated Ninjas

Regular price $18.82 USD
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Because let’s be honest — chaos is the family sport.
This minimalist tee is a badge of honor for every millennial parent juggling carpools, coffee, and the occasional meltdown.
Soft, comfy, and endlessly relatable, it’s your new go-to for school runs, errands, or surviving Monday mornings.

Designed by Millennial Meltdown Club — where we’re all holding it together, one meltdown at a time.

Product Features

  • Made for real life — soft, lightweight, and built to survive coffee spills, tantrums, and school drop-offs.
  • Holds its shape (even when you don’t) thanks to durable side seams and ribbed collar.
  • Shoulder tape keeps everything in place — because no one has time for stretching seams.
  • Premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for that “three-coffees-deep but still comfy” feel.
  • Crisp, high-quality print that won’t fade — even after countless washes and meltdowns.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold — like your coffee five minutes after pouring it.
  • Non-chlorine bleach only (we’ve got enough chaos without mystery stains).
  • Tumble dry low — or hang it next to that laundry you’ve been meaning to fold for days.
  • Iron on medium heat if you’re feeling ambitious.
  • Do not dry clean — you’ve got better things to do.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron or steam: medium heat, Do not dry clean.

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